I'm An Insecure Mess

Me during Iron Man 3

minorlytwisted:

imaninsecuremess:

…. !!!!!!!!!!
omg it’s papa stilinski! 

Looking good sir!  Congrats on your promotion?

Right?
To me, his face is totally ‘Goddammit, Stiles is going to somehow get involved with this shit’

CROSSOVER

John comes home from work to find Stiles’ face pressed up against the front window, eyes bugged out. Manic grin on his face.

“Dad!” Stiles yells through the glass, “I-I, Dad!”

Turning on his heel, John walks back to the car, because no, Stiles could find enough trouble without getting into the shit storm that was his day. 
Unperturbed at his Dad’s reaction Stiles wrenches open the window and tumbles out. Doors? please.
He scrambles to the car, brain to mouth filter gone.

“I mean, and like, you don’t even need to tell me what’s going on, right? I totally know. War Machine -and that’s totally a cooler name, Iron Patriot? seriously? who thinks up these things. And I know what you’re thinking! My jeep right? The Blue Thunder? But that’s different. But I mean, I know you can’t tell me, but you don’t have to! Cause I hacked into the War Machine and-“

“What!” His father yelled, knees buckling. He grabbed his car for support. “I..I took away your computer. How..” He trailed off. Mind blank at the amount of shit his son was in.

“I didn’t mean to! Really! And I didn’t use a computer! I was heating up a pizza pocket and the microwave wasn’t hot enough so I tried to fix it, and the next thing I know I’m holding the hard wear, and so I think ‘You know what the kitchen needs?’ and I bet you can guess, really! ‘a radio is what the kitchen needs!’

“We- we have a kitchen radio!” Focus on the trivial, and maybe the rest will go away.

“Well that’s good then, isn’t it? Cause I didn’t make one. I made a-“

“Stiles! Did you or did you not-” John broke off, unwilling to even say it.

“The important thing is that you don’t need to tell me, cause I already know.” Stiles finished triumphantly.

John looked at his only son with despair, forehead crinkling.

“I heard Tony Stark and James Rhodes talking about War Machine having been stolen. Dad, Dad! Take me into work with you tomorrow! Seriously! Now even!”

If John was alone, he might have wept. His only son, his pride and joy. Had somehow hacked into Stark Tech?

“We will talk about this, Stiles. A lot. In detail.” First he needed an advil, or something stronger. Definitely something stronger.

Stiles, still high on his excitement, was unworried.

Me during Iron Man 3

…. !!!!!!!!!!
omg it’s papa stilinski! 

Looking good sir!  Congrats on your promotion?

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

And that was the first time I saw a penis

(via fieryfilms)